Thursday, April 19, 2007

We all need to pack some heat!

I have never been a fan of having a weapon in the house or carrying it for that matter, but after all the crazy things going on in today's world, I think I want to invest in some firearms. The question is what kind?

I was thinking that a good ole shot gun with six in the shooter would be a blast, but you can't carry that thing slung on your shoulder all day. Think about it. You would give people the creeps no matter where you went. You couldn't go to a bank, liquor store or gas station without giving somebody the wrong impression.

A concealed weapon would be nice. I prefer a 44 Magnum, the type used by Dirty Harry, but I don't think six rounds is enough when you consider what the criminals carry. I don't really like the newer types of weapons because they are not artistically designed in my opinion. I also would probably spew after seeing all the blood too.

So I think I will get a stun gun. It seems like fun, and you could also use it on your friends as a gag and it shouldn't kill anyone. Yet it seems to do the trick if you are quick enough to respond to the danger of someone pointing a gun at you first. Then it's a matter of who is faster.

I also like the stun gun because it doesn't kill the criminal. It makes them drop to the ground in pain so you can continue to beat the crap out of them until the cops show up! Now that's they way to deal with a criminal!

By the way, Locked Up is a must see on MSNBC.

1 comment:

a-fire-fly said...

Hi! I like that last paragraph. made me chuckle.